Pokemon Philosohpers

[whisMEAT]

Once upon a time there was a great phiosopher Alakazam(31spatk 31 speed). With its psycic abilities it used to communicate the philosophical insights it used to achive. Close to the end of his carreer in Celadon Pokeball University, a universtiy exclusively for pokemons that is located in a masterball (which no human knows), Alakazam argued, or rather revealed, that all philosophy was made by pokemons way before humans can actually started to poop in a toilet. Of course this created great controversies all over the pokemon world. Some argue that it is pokemons that gave the knowledge; some argue that it is traieners who achieved it after bonding with their pokemon;, and some idiots claim that trainer of the Alakazam was drunk, see himself talking to it and all knowledge is strickly human... This post is about finding the imporatan quotes and revealing which pokemon said it, preferaby with the situation they found the truth. Ill start with examples. May science be with you...

 

[whisMEAT]

"Be the change you want to be"
Ditto against an outrageing Dragonite

“Go to Politoed for the climate and Golduck for the company.”
Scizor, a veteran of sun teams

"To moxie or not to moxie, that is the question"
Salamance outraging against Bronzog

"I milk therefore I am"
@Darren~ 's lame Miltank that gives me hard times

"God is dead! He remains dead! And we have killed him"
Lvl35 Sableye killing Mewtwo in Cerulean Cave just with a toxic

 

[gingerprimarina]

"A sandstorm passes, but the stars remain."
- Starmie scalding a tyranitar

 

[Fadoka]

"They think they achieved the impossible while they were released two nights ago."
-Tyranitar ice punching a Garchomp.

 

[gingerprimarina]

"Sandstorms don't hurt me, but I may be the calm before the storm that comes right now"
- Garchomp launching a Draco meteor into the sky.

 

[Isguros]

"Take it somewhere private, you two."

- Abra​

 

[gingerprimarina]

"The question of who is faster than the other is tricky"
- Dusknoir using trick room on Alakazam

 

[Klay]

"Please don't start being dirty in public and get a room now"
— Chingling watching disgustingly two specimens from the Monster Egg Group in the process of undertaking a disturbing rite of intimacy

 

[gingerprimarina]

"I saw the edit, chingling. Regards "
- Primarina on catching the chingling red-handed

 

[gingerprimarina]

"We need to chill"
- Abomasnow using hail.

 

[whisMEAT]

it wasnt for subtle drama or poop throwing post, was just for jokes. i ignored a bit when it fit the context , even if was super cringe, but damn!; it is criiiiiiiinge now. thanks for ruining my joke attempt.

" veni, vidi, cringi" :
" I came, I saw I cringed." Charizard facepalming against a Venasaur that is trying to do some lettuce magic

 

[gingerprimarina]

I was trying to go by the general theme of what u created.
"Sometimes the embers are better than the campfire."
- Ho-oh to an infernape watching.

 

[Jobey]

"Silence is Golden."
~ the Hatterene to the Loudred

 

[whisMEAT]

I was trying to go by the general theme of what u created.
"Sometimes the embers are better than the campfire."
- Ho-oh to an infernape watching.

“We know they’re lying, they know they’re lying, they know that we know they’re lying, we also know that they know that we know they’re lying, but they STILL LIE.”
A Toxicroak anticipating against a Zoroark

 

[gingerprimarina]

"Truth will always be truth, regardless of lack of understanding, disbelief or ignorance."

- Galarian Articuno using future sight

 

[Cleveland]

Philosophers*

Spoiler

 

[Fadoka]

"Humans were made to find me in their rest rooms"
-Muk before having a shower.

 

[Mallow-]

"Humans were made to find me in their rest rooms"
-Muk before having a shower.

In my early life, when the dump was the only world I knew, the very first friend I ever maked was a Muk. He now lives in the sewers, but we visit each other regularly. I shared this quote with him and he laughed out loud!