Guide to getting unbanned.

[mad30]

Step 1: Seduce a GM.
Step 2: There is no step 2.

Now I realize step 1 may be unclear to a select few out there and be at a lost for how to actually seduce a gm so...

Guide to seducing a GM:
Step 1: Be female.
Step 2: Start a chat with the GM.
Step 3: Start flirting with the GM.
Step 4: Send PG (Clothed) pics to the GM.
Step 5: Share Skype information.
Step 6: Get the address of the GM.
Step 7: Buy flowers. I suggest lilies.
Step 8: Send the lilies to the address you got from the GM.
Step 9: Ask to be unbanned.
Step 10: Be unbanned.
Step 11-1000: Whatever you want to do afterwards.

 

[DTRex]

how am i supposed to change my gender ?

 

[mad30]

how am i supposed to change my gender ?

That's a guide for another time.

 

[EcoWOLFrb]

What kind of GM's is this game recruiting if they unban for just PG pics.... go hard or go home I say.

 

[king1234]

So that's the magic of lilies huh.

 

[mad30]

What kind of GM's is this game recruiting if they unban for just PG pics.... go hard or go home I say.

hopefully the kind of gms who if got un pg pics before unbanning, wouldnt unban then, this is a guide helping players not gms. u give a little to get what you want, not give everything then have nothing left to give

 

[Shiningamisgirl]

-takes many many many notes-

This is genius pure genius! Also...technically, you wouldn't need to be a 'female'. Just to assume the identity of, or assimilate a female. Maybe even have a female friend act as a substitute? (After all, there are no real women in games.) Ahh the wondrous age of the internet!

I agree tho, pg pics or nuthin; gotta leave a little mystery in there! Lest they get bored, and in case you get banned a second time.

 

[SapphirePhoenix]

Step 7: Buy flowers. I suggest lilies.
Step 8: Send the lilies to the address you got from the GM.

Wait wait! Just to be more clear, you should recommend ordering them online from a company that is locally in the area that the GM lives in so that they are delivered fresh and not dead and wilted from going through regular mail Unless the GM has a thing for dead plants..

 

[SOULTAKER1994]

Guide to be unbanned in 2 easy steps.
1.Pm a Gm.
2.Claim you dont know english and Beg all you can... xD

 

[SOULTAKER1994]

Go hard or go home I say.

reminded me of when i was in the gym xD

 

[Julio~]

how am i supposed to change my gender ?

It's unnecessary,I think few GMs are also women.

 

[Dovee]

how am i supposed to change my gender ?

It's unnecessary,I think few GMs are also women.

you are assuming that this method would not work because of what you believe their prefernces are. I believe this would in fact even work on them. All it takes is the eye gazes of seduction and any male or.female will fall to.their gaze.

 

[Chocobo7]

This topic....... Just no.

*Shakes head and walks back out*

 

[Julio~]

how am i supposed to change my gender ?

It's unnecessary,I think few GMs are also women.

you are assuming that this method would not work because of what you believe their prefernces are. I believe this would in fact even work on them. All it takes is the eye gazes of seduction and any male or.female will fall to.their gaze.

I'm not assuming that this method would not work. I'm assuming that it would also work to male players, then it's not necessary to be female, technically.

Step 1: Be female.

 

[pieoffury]

This is stupid lol

 

[I.Am]

This topic....... Just no.

*Shakes head and walks back out*

LOL. True.

 

[Arnie]

as much as this makes me laugh this has actually worked in the past.

Mad may well remember what im on about too

 

[Julio~]

as much as this makes me laugh this has actually worked in the past.

Mad may well remember what im on about too

Friendship also has worked in the past.

 

[Chocobo7]

So do Xat emotes (wary)

 

[Julio~]

So do Xat emotes (wary)

You failed, Choco.