Trainer In Need Of Rival - Applications

[Devious-Honey-C-Sizzle]

I am a PWO trainer in need of a rival. Please apply below with a valid resume if you wish to be my rival.



I am looking for the following things in a PWO rival:

01) Be a total bully to me from day 1.

02) Drive around a convertible and have women at your beck and call.

03) Abuse your pokemon by over training them and treating them like tools.

04) Whenever I come out of a cave and all of my pokemon are at 3 hitppoints, you must battle me.

05) Whenever I clear a building of NPC's and my team is already reduced to rubble, roll up in your Mercedes jeer at me, and start a battle

06) When I finally attain all the badges, with my favorite Pokémon all battered and beaten...yeah, you need to show up out of nowhere and pull me into a battle.

07) When I reach the top of MT. Moon and the only thing I have in my team are low levels so I can catch the rares on Mt. Moon without killing them, yeah...you need to battle me with the toughest pokemon I have ever seen...and call me a looser.

08) When 5/6 of my Pokémon are knocked out and I'm 5 tiles away from the Pokémon Center, guess who has to just block the entrance way and say they challenge me to a fight? You do!

09) At the end of our conversations, say "Smell ya Later!"

10) You need a big ego.

11) If I do manage to beat you, make excuses as to why you were not ready...



Can anyone manage this? Please? <img src="http://www.pokemon-world-online.net/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/PonytaBlink1.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":blink:" />

 

[Mantis]

technically i could just kill you now steal all your pokemon and walk away like nothing happened, but im staff so i cant

 

[Devious-Honey-C-Sizzle]

[quote name='Mantis' timestamp='1317111165' post='7404']

technically i could just kill you now steal all your pokemon and walk away like nothing happened, but im staff so i cant

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That's what you think, but some day I am going to be a pokemon master! Then you will see. Training pokemon takes love and friendship.

 

[GeckoRider]

This has to be the most retarded topic i have ever seen 0.o

 

[Devious-Honey-C-Sizzle]

[quote name='GeckoRider' timestamp='1317115298' post='7409']

This has to be the most retarded topic i have ever seen 0.o

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Does that mean you want to be my rival?

 

[mewandrea1]

I am not interested in anything listed on the list...so im not gonna be your rival xp

Anyway, good luck in looking for rivals!

 

[Devious-Honey-C-Sizzle]

[quote name='mewandrea1' timestamp='1317115789' post='7411']

I am not interested in anything listed on the list...so im not gonna be your rival xp

Anyway, good luck in looking for rivals!

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Thank you.

So far, the applicants above look extremely worthy.

 

[mad30]

[quote name='GeckoRider' timestamp='1317115298' post='7409']

This has to be the most retarded topic i have ever seen 0.o

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Did you not watch the first two seasons of the pokemon anime!



When I read your post I actually felt a little offended and thought about deleting your post. Please don't say anything like that again, oh and watch the first two seasons of the pokemon anime.

 

[Devious-Honey-C-Sizzle]

[quote name='mad30' timestamp='1317119369' post='7418']

Did you not watch the first two seasons of the pokemon anime!



When I read your post I actually felt a little offended and thought about deleting your post. Please don't say anything like that again, oh and watch the first two seasons of the pokemon anime.

[/quote]



I think he was just trying to fulfill the first requirement on my list. <img src="http://www.pokemon-world-online.net/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/ChikoritaSmile.png" class="bbc_emoticon" alt="" />

Yes though, my description of the rival I want is half based on Gary Oak, Ash's rival, from the first two seasons of pokemon.



I guess you could almost call this in-game roleplaying, only it will be based actual game rivalry.

Every Ash needs his Gary Oak, just like every Devious Honey C Sizzle needs his...(future rival's name here).

 

[GeckoRider]

Mad... Maybe it was ment to offend you.. Maybe i want to be everyone's rival <img src="http://www.pokemon-world-online.net/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/BulbasaurSilly.png" class="bbc_emoticon" alt="" />

 

[Devious-Honey-C-Sizzle]

[quote name='GeckoRider' timestamp='1317121786' post='7429']

Mad... Maybe it was ment to offend you.. Maybe i want to be everyone's rival <img src="http://www.pokemon-world-online.net/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/BulbasaurSilly.png" class="bbc_emoticon" alt="" />

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Sounds like we might need to make a rivals guild if we are to keep track of everyone's rival. <img src="http://www.pokemon-world-online.net/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/BulbasaurSilly.png" class="bbc_emoticon" alt="" />

 

[Puar]

ill be your ribal as long as you understand that nny keyboard is broken.... zxcvm,. all those keys dont work and for the rekord I WILL BURY YOU





oh and i got sonne pretty rare pokes that you prolly neber seen





i also prolly kant battle you until you get your teann ready nub so i guess there already isnt a konnparison so ill just laugh at your feeble attennpts to beat nne

 

[Devious-Honey-C-Sizzle]

[quote name='Puar' timestamp='1317145466' post='7476']

ill be your ribal as long as you understand that nny keyboard is broken.... zxcvm,. all those keys dont work and for the rekord I WILL BURY YOU



oh and i got sonne pretty rare pokes that you prolly neber seen



i also prolly kant battle you until you get your teann ready nub so i guess there already isnt a konnparison so ill just laugh at your feeble attennpts to beat nne

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You sound perfect, but I believe in my pokemon. Do not underestimate the companionship between me and my pokemon. Together, I know we can do anything! <img src="http://www.pokemon-world-online.net/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/MankeyRage.png" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":angry:" />

 

[Puar]

[quote name='Devious_Honey_C_Sizzle' timestamp='1317148462' post='7483']

You sound perfect, but I believe in my pokemon. Do not underestimate the companionship between me and my pokemon. Together, I know we can do anything! <img src="http://www.pokemon-world-online.net/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/MankeyRage.png" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":angry:" />

[/quote]

we shall see whats your ign?

 

[Sayha]

I welcome all challengers, currently undefeated! Viridian belongs to Sayha!

 

[LittleRed]

Why can't we be friends? <img src="http://www.pokemon-world-online.net/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/JigglyLOL.png" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":lol:" />​

 

[Ryessa]

What are you thinking? You don't even deserve a rival, you seem to have some high standards and expectations of someone who you think you are going to be able to beat? Get real, seriously. Nice try though, not. What are you going to do? I have everyone out there worshiping me behind your back, girls and guys, even Pokemon and the in between. You don't have anything on me and you never will. Keep on dreaming! I don't care where or when, you're mine. I'll take you on. No excuses, I won't let you pass. I'll be the the 'Black Knight' of your world. After all I must just be better than you. You can't deny that. I get through all those caves, mountains and annoying side streets and towns way before you do, how else would I be there waiting? You're just sad, left in the dirt of my race toward the league. My Pokemon love me, just as much as anyone else does and should. Because, if they don't I'll beat them down single handedly and make them that much more tough. They won't have any choice to admire me like they should, just like you will when I'm through with you at wits end.



Smell ya later.



Couldn't help myself, if I had actually put more time into this though I could have probably came up with something actually clever enough to please. None the less, I am sorry to say I don't want to take part in this. :'3

 

[Devious-Honey-C-Sizzle]

Ryessa just gave a prime example of my dream rival. Can anyone even come close to that?

 

[sawicki420]

i am your snape. i will be there to watch you make all the wrong choices and eagerly await to point out your flaws. i shall invent new words, used to deflate your ego and your pokemon's love and trust(like horrifical). i shall buy a fleet of convertables just for u and hire minions to drive them into town and do donuts around your team as you clutch your silly friends in despair, and i'll watch from a bunker deep under the earth's crust. i will deidcate my resources to ensuring you never have a full happy thought without quickly becoming fearful i have heard it and plan to ruin your tiny moot bliss.when you are lost i shall be there to follow you from a distance, smothering the atmosphere in dread. when the battle makes you thirsty i will be there with a glass of kool-aid to pour at your feet.i will lie and all of johto and kanto will believe your the one stalking me and making my life difficult.and in the end i will trick you into believing that i've done it all just to earn your respect and friendship.... and leave you wondering why i had to be so good at being such a jerk?

hope 2 hear from you soon,

your nemesis

 

[Devious-Honey-C-Sizzle]

[quote name='Puar' timestamp='1317149713' post='7486']

we shall see whats your ign?

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Same as my forums name.



@sawicki420: <img src="http://www.pokemon-world-online.net/forum/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/AipomSurprised.png" class="bbc_emoticon" alt="" /> Someone is good at being a jerk. I like the touch about koolaid. How did you know I like koolaid. Someone did their research on me.



Listen Blissy, is that a challenge for battle I hear? We will see how moot my Blissey is. Blissey GO! I know you can do it Blissey! I belive in you. We are twice the team as seawink and his pokemon are!