The History of the Surfboard, as Sung by a Bard

[CheckeredZebra]

~There once was a board with sapphire sails
So expensive that it made newbies wail
It carried sprites and all the like
It made travel to cinnabar less of a hike

♪

~But one day it was made needed
and rich folk alike, to Johto proceeded
But the newer ones stood aghast on the shore
And caused a rather loud uproar

♪

~The cost was lowered, the chat rejoiced
Now made 200k from wishes that were voiced
It was 10mil, and this new price is remaining
So all the haters should stop complaining

♪

(NOTE: Replace "sapphire" with "Ruby" if you are a girl. And LunaticJames made the 3rd line. "It carried sprites and all the like")

Hurrah for lol topic

 

[Contagion]

Well played. lol.

Hands up if you paid 10m for yours!

*raises hand*

 

[Jinji]

Well played. lol.

Hands up if you paid 10m for yours!

*raises hand*

(Raises hand as well)

 

[Chocobo7]

The fishboats will unite through your song until the end of times :3

 

[LunaticJames]

This tale will go down in history, for I imagine one day, a bard or two will be reciting it in-game.

 

[CheckeredZebra]

Well played. lol.

Hands up if you paid 10m for yours!

*raises hand*

(Raises hand as well)

*triple hand raised*

 

[Ozzimandias]

This tale will go down in history, for I imagine one day, a bard or two will be reciting it in-game.

aaaaaw... why do i feel ambitioned to recite it now xD

 

[Seth]

Well played. lol.

Hands up if you paid 10m for yours!

*raises hand*

(Raises hand as well)

*triple hand raised*

*raises with pride*


I also paid $500 for 500 bikes and $22m for 200 Pokedexs
yee.

 

[lundy2011]

*raises hand*