theskatsourani
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Hi
I am geoauth. You may recognize me from my popular Shop at forums,my posts at the channels in game or simply as someone you admire and envy because im awesome and famous.My fans come up to me all the time and ask me '' Hey geo when are you gonna make a game tutorial?'' my answer is always the same: ''Bodyguards beat this person because he is not calling me as Sir geoauth''
The second most common question i get from my fans is
''Sir geoauth, you are the most amazing person i know. Why are you not super rich yet?with Shiny Horribly rare poke and stuff..''
The answer to that question can be complicated but in its simplest form.......
FINANCING
Yeah Im by most standards rich or even very rich as a pokemon trainer
For example on an income scale..
At the very bottom you have nobadge trainers, new Iv Shiny low level owners,bad UC pokemon collectors, Old shiny collectors and then all the way up you have me....
So yes Im rich but since the past year i ve been trying to be super-rich like Electrofreak-rich or Dragon16-rich.
Unfortunately that's proving to be a little complicated.
That's where kick-start comes in
What if instead on relying on traditional methods of pokedollar acquisition I tried something different..
What if i turn to you, my fans for the money ..
By you simply handing over your hard-earned money to me i could become super-rich without all the added pressure of actually doing something.
Let's face it, most of your accounts suck, the majority of you can barely afford basic necessities such as pokeballs, potions maybe even a cmn shiny pokemon with new IV
But me, my account is already awesome,
Seriously I ve been online for half an hour and found two shiny pokemon without a membership and its still 11.am
And now through Kickstarter you have the unique opportunity to make my account even more awesome..
Here's the plan. I am trying to raise 999 million pokedollars until New Year's eve
For everyone who contributes i have some exciting rewards for you guys..
##If u donate 20k pokedollars to the make geoauth super rich Kickstarter you will get absolutely nothing cause 20k dont mean nothing at all to rich people like me
##If u donate 50k pokedollars or more i will send u a screenshot of me spending all this money to pokeballs or potions
##If u donate 500k pokedollars or more i will personally post your accounts name at the ''all'' channel
## If u donate 1million pokedollars or more i will send you a video of me looking at your playerdex profile page recording my voice when i spell your name
And finally ### if u donate 10 million pokedollars or more i will let you tell your friends that you battled with me..You wont acctually get to battle me but you could tell your friends you did
Please help me accomplish my dreams of becoming super rich without having to compromise my sense of entitlement
I promise I wont share this money with anyone
Thank you
EDIT: people who will help me translate this in any other language will get an EXTRA REWARD
I geoauth will let you tell your friends that i added you on my friends list...You wont acctually get to add me as a friend but you could tell your friends you did..
NOTE People who cant speak english you can still contribute to awesome people like me.Chin up
I am geoauth. You may recognize me from my popular Shop at forums,my posts at the channels in game or simply as someone you admire and envy because im awesome and famous.My fans come up to me all the time and ask me '' Hey geo when are you gonna make a game tutorial?'' my answer is always the same: ''Bodyguards beat this person because he is not calling me as Sir geoauth''
The second most common question i get from my fans is
''Sir geoauth, you are the most amazing person i know. Why are you not super rich yet?with Shiny Horribly rare poke and stuff..''
The answer to that question can be complicated but in its simplest form.......
FINANCING
Yeah Im by most standards rich or even very rich as a pokemon trainer
For example on an income scale..
At the very bottom you have nobadge trainers, new Iv Shiny low level owners,bad UC pokemon collectors, Old shiny collectors and then all the way up you have me....
So yes Im rich but since the past year i ve been trying to be super-rich like Electrofreak-rich or Dragon16-rich.
Unfortunately that's proving to be a little complicated.
That's where kick-start comes in
What if instead on relying on traditional methods of pokedollar acquisition I tried something different..
What if i turn to you, my fans for the money ..
By you simply handing over your hard-earned money to me i could become super-rich without all the added pressure of actually doing something.
Let's face it, most of your accounts suck, the majority of you can barely afford basic necessities such as pokeballs, potions maybe even a cmn shiny pokemon with new IV
But me, my account is already awesome,
Seriously I ve been online for half an hour and found two shiny pokemon without a membership and its still 11.am
And now through Kickstarter you have the unique opportunity to make my account even more awesome..
Here's the plan. I am trying to raise 999 million pokedollars until New Year's eve
For everyone who contributes i have some exciting rewards for you guys..
##If u donate 20k pokedollars to the make geoauth super rich Kickstarter you will get absolutely nothing cause 20k dont mean nothing at all to rich people like me
##If u donate 50k pokedollars or more i will send u a screenshot of me spending all this money to pokeballs or potions
##If u donate 500k pokedollars or more i will personally post your accounts name at the ''all'' channel
## If u donate 1million pokedollars or more i will send you a video of me looking at your playerdex profile page recording my voice when i spell your name
And finally ### if u donate 10 million pokedollars or more i will let you tell your friends that you battled with me..You wont acctually get to battle me but you could tell your friends you did
Please help me accomplish my dreams of becoming super rich without having to compromise my sense of entitlement
I promise I wont share this money with anyone
Thank you
EDIT: people who will help me translate this in any other language will get an EXTRA REWARD
I geoauth will let you tell your friends that i added you on my friends list...You wont acctually get to add me as a friend but you could tell your friends you did..
NOTE People who cant speak english you can still contribute to awesome people like me.Chin up
