Fiveism

Trainer5

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Fiveism is the name given to the peasants who have chosen to worship the almighty KINGTRAINER (me)  Those who have chosen to disobey me(Jobey,Towel,Klay(I think)) will learn to follow Fiveism in time but for now the dear followers  of trainer5 are know as Fiveists and the non-believers are aanti fiveists (two a's not one) AND NOW FOR THE 3 commandment of fiveism​


1. Thou shall call klay "klayton"​
2. Thou shall Not utter the words "Tømmÿ nicolas nick Tømmÿssön"​
3 I am not lame​
4 do not revolt (Oops that was four, silly me xD)
5. Pizza is good
6. We shall use "kewl" instead of cool
7. Dbz and super saiyan ARE cool don't believe klayton
8. Thou shall not use dad jokes
(Important note: Don't take any of this seriously it is mere role play and is just for fun)​
 

whisMEAT

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I ,the great high priest of PWO acknowledge this as proper religion...for now. as long as thou shall klay "klayton"  sacredness is preserved! :mad:

( :heart: for your possible holy war,inquisition , holy  rule declerations  i offer my holyness. 1k token per rule, 10k token per enemy/player to be condemned or so. Pm me ,your lovely high priest :angel: . for some sacred problems we cant accept pokedollar for now   :heart:)
 

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Trainer5 said:
2. Thou shall Not utter the words "Tømmÿ nicolas nick Tømmÿssön"​
3 I am not lame​

Tammy Nicole Lameson shall be your name then Miss Maiden Fives :p 

All Hail Draconic!
 

Trainer5

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Jobey said:
Trainer5 said:
2. Thou shall Not utter the words "Tømmÿ nicolas nick Tømmÿssön"​
3 I am not lame​

Tammy Nicole Lameson shall be your name then Miss Maiden Fives :p 

All Hail Draconic!

NO IT WON'T. I AM ALMIGHTY KING TRAINER!!!!!
 

Isguros

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"Pizza is good" is most likely the only sentence you've told that wasn't completely nonsense.
 

Boora

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Nick, i thought we talked about it, stay away from the bottle.
 

Jobey

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Midou said:
seriously ? lel

The order of the Draconics must put a stop to this! Officer Ahmed, you and Deputy Towel shall help lead the good fight!


Trainer5 said:
NO ALL THE COMMANDMENTS ARE KEWL

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whisMEAT

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I ,the high priest of PWO, declare HOLY WAR!!

* i will write about details im kinda overate now...
 

whisMEAT

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Trainer5 said:
Do you really want holy war?

Yes we damn want a holy war :angel: . For the sake of this or that god's glory, i ancknowledge and give full support for draconic guild to wage war! I mean... i do it even for free! you cant find a better high priest than me :heart: 

God will give shini thingies of heavan , which is totally not money :exclamation: , if you fight  for god! ...and obviously fiveism is just lame heresy.


*anyone wanna declare war of holy cause? we got %50 off for hallowen and accept 500tk for war decleration casus belli. your lovely priest :heart:
 

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